Coming soon · Waitlist open
The Offline Brain, on a USB.
256 GB, loaded and tested in Auckland. Plug it in. Open one file. Done. When everyone else is hunting for a signal, you'll be reading. It lives in the car, the bach, the grab bag, or someone else's Christmas stocking.
Studio product shot: a matte-black USB-A drive with a lime label reading OFFLINE BRAIN, three-quarter angle on dark textured stone, soft side light, crisp detail, shallow shadow. Our design only, no other logos.
A packed emergency grab bag on a garage shelf, unzipped, showing a clear waterproof pouch holding the matte-black OFFLINE BRAIN USB, plus a headtorch and small radio. Natural light, tidy, no faces.
Why a USB
Ready the day you need it.
The download takes an evening. The USB is already done. Drawer, car, bach, grab bag. Forget it's there until the day you need it, and then be the only one in the room with answers.
Branded drive
Bought from a known brand in NZ, never a no-name high-capacity drive.
Start here
Open one file and the library opens in your browser.
Loaded in Auckland
Every drive is filled and checked before it ships, tracked by NZ Post.
Updates
Update emails for a year, same as the download.
The details
What you'll get.
Planned spec. The waitlist hears about any change before pre-orders open.
| Spec | Offline Brain USB | Offline Brain Download |
|---|---|---|
| Capacity | 256 GB drive | Your own disk, more than 119 GB free |
| Content | Wikipedia with images, WikiMed, NZ maps, offline assistant, playbook | The same |
| Setup | Plug in, open one file | Run the installer, about 3 hours on 100 Mbps |
| Drive | Branded, bought in NZ, filled and checked in Auckland | n/a |
| Updates | 12 months of update emails | 12 months of update emails |
| Delivery | NZ Post, tracked | Instant, by email |
| Price | NZ$129 expected | NZ$49, available now |
Can't wait?
Start with the download today.
Same library, set up on your own laptop for NZ$49. You can still join the USB list.